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fuckingrapeculture: psdo: ironelk: Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom: Nude...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:55:09 -0400

psdo:

ironelk:

Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:

Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something

A+

mind blown

fallen-for-depp: depparadis: Johnny Depp hides from paparazzi...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:54:21 -0400

fallen-for-depp:

depparadis:

Johnny Depp hides from paparazzi using a Nicolas Cage photograph on set of From Hell

its like he wanted it to be on Tumblr

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Fri, 24 May 2013 01:54:03 -0400

thatfunnyblog: her face though she’s like “hahaha oops!”

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:53:25 -0400

thatfunnyblog:

her face though she’s like “hahaha oops!”

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Fri, 24 May 2013 01:53:19 -0400

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Fri, 24 May 2013 01:52:49 -0400

hellyeahangels: imorb: how do snakes have sex i mean they’re fuckin noodles this is how

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:52:38 -0400

hellyeahangels:

imorb:

how do snakes have sex

i mean they’re

fuckin

noodles

this is how

threadsinthistapestry: buzzfeed: Raven understood what being a...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:52:01 -0400

threadsinthistapestry:

buzzfeed:

Raven understood what being a teenager was really like.

The last one killed me

iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise: Will Smith embarrassing Jaden...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:51:30 -0400

iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things

mrselijahwoodxxx: sweetmotherofpie: mortaldivergence: Dory...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:50:49 -0400

mrselijahwoodxxx:

sweetmotherofpie:

mortaldivergence:

Dory is lost in your dash.

Just keep swimming!Just keep swimming!

┓┏ 凵 =╱⊿┌┬┐

es-ca-pay!

me in 1st grade: wow swearing is so bad i won't ever swear

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:50:18 -0400

me in 1st grade: wow swearing is so bad i won't ever swear
me now: pass the motherfuckin salt you whore

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Fri, 24 May 2013 01:49:57 -0400

grffindors: do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:49:29 -0400

grffindors:

do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking

jalexfuck: alexfapsgarth: and-close-your-eyes: diamondbullet-g...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:48:47 -0400

jalexfuck:

alexfapsgarth:

and-close-your-eyes:

diamondbullet-gunofgold:

I KNEW IT EXISTED

HOL Y SH I T

thats not very straight of you

jack’s not very straight

fartgallery: silver-the-little-monster: fartgallery: just...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:48:23 -0400

fartgallery:

silver-the-little-monster:

fartgallery:

just bought a bunch of condoms cause i am plan to do a lot of the sex 2nite!

Those are balloons.

I couldn’t decide on one response so here are a bunch of them:

talk about a blow job

im going to have to inflate first

hopefully I dont burst early

the balloon wont be the only thing kept off the ground

theres a party in my pants

i might have to pump it a little first

im gonna have pop-pop

haha yeah

louderdecibelle: koizumim: really though if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:48:08 -0400

louderdecibelle:

koizumim:

really though

if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function

why arent they that distracting to lesbians

and at that point

why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes

#spoilers: its because its bullshit

thisismyoneroomdisco: adventurerscelebrationgathering: Tell...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:47:53 -0400

thisismyoneroomdisco:

adventurerscelebrationgathering:

Tell ‘em.

I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models.

Bless this post.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 01:47:26 -0400

band-nonsense: tessaviolet: peachofcake: tessaviolet: i’m tupac on the inside. tupac is...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:47:04 -0400

band-nonsense:

tessaviolet:

peachofcake:

tessaviolet:

i’m tupac on the inside.

tupac is dead.

exactly.

well this is more emotional than expected

avenging-a-timelord-at-221b: iamtonysexual: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: MY BOOK IS...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:46:31 -0400

avenging-a-timelord-at-221b:

iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.